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• Bush to dead soldier's mom: "How do you know his life would have been good?"

  Thu Aug 17, 2006
  • The thing about "vot[ing] Bush back into power" is that for the most part we don't. It splits that about 40% of people will always vote Republican, 40% will always vote Democrat, and about 20% of people could swing either way.

• Those Who Fled Katrina on Own Did Better

  Mon Aug 14, 2006
  • This is something that we should all expect. You can basically split the population of New Orleans into two groups at the time of the hurricane. Those with networks and those without.

• Man Trapped Waist-Deep in Chocolate

  Fri Aug 18, 2006
  • Well, I really doubt that it has that much of an effect on it. I'm sure that he was wearing a protective suit or something. I mean do any of you guys send mail at all? The glue on envelopes has been known to house cockroach eggs, and dead rats have been found in the vats.

• BBC NEWS | Europe | Dutch plan orangutan web dating

  Wed Aug 16, 2006
  • Well I can't say that I'm surprised. After all it has been shown that apes do enjoy watching movies and looking at pictures of females/males and other apes that show some sign of social status. There's also a retirement home for apes that were used for scientific research and/or movie roles.

• Sharpton: 'Gangsterism' Harming Blacks

  Thu Aug 17, 2006
  • Basically his timing represents him finally realizing that most black people don't see him as the "black leader" that he claims to be.

• Don't you dare google, says Google

  Mon Aug 14, 2006
  • Apple is trying the same stunt with the word "pod" actually. They're suing some lady that makes TravelPods, I think that's what they're called, which are cases for electronics, cellphones, cameras, phones, and mp3 players including iPods.

• Teachers Quit After Students Witness Sex

  Thu Jun 8, 2006
  • I would doubt that they do very often. It's not exactly the safest place to do something like that. Course, this could explain some of the stains on the carpet if you really need a good one.